Please Don't Fake it Till You Make It

I've had a good deal of free time this last week. The Chief has moved to Bumfuck, Middle of Nowhere for school for a few months. Which means, if we're lucky, we'll see each other on the weekend. Now don't ask why I've been contemplating this, but I've been thinking about the concept of faking orgasms. Lots of friends have been talking about faking it (BTW I don't approve), and this got me to thinking about how men... well they just can't.

If a man doesn't orgasm you know. If you're blowing him for an hour and nothing happens, you notice that nothing has happened. Or if you're fucking around and the condom remains empty... nope, sorry dear but it just didn't happen.

With women there "isn't" a tell tale sign. At least for most of us. Most of us don't squirt or have huge messy orgasms like boys do. We moan and writhe and scream and claw and quietly shudder. And those things we can fake. If you just aren't doing it for me, I can fake it like the best of them. And in the past I totally have. I was one of those "I won't hurt his ego and we'll just get this over with."

Now I am of the school of thought that life is too short to waste on unsatisfying sexual encounters. If you just aren't doing it for me, I'm going to coach you through a new and sexy way of getting me off. I'll even show you if you're manhood can handle being taught by a woman ;) And for crying out loud pay attention, if you're really in tune with my, with my body, and with what we're doing you'll notice and be able to switch it up until you're getting that screaming reaction you were wanting.

This awesome tantra book that I've been reading is taking about how with orgasms, you can hear a real one coming from a mile a way. The register of your moans change the closer you get. So listen up, literally. And women take control of your own pleasure and don't be afraid to tell him what you want. And if you don't even know what you want then touch yourself, play with toys, get to know your own body and what you like and THEN tell him. Because you deserve to have infinitely amazing orgasms :)