Apparently the Chief has a penchant for the outdoor experience.

Which is both delightful and tragic. Tragic because I hate camping. Not the experience per say but I'm not a big fan of bugs and tents left to the mercy of the weather gods. I DO enjoy taking the trailer to the lake. Completely different experience. And I'm pretty sure that as soon as it becomes reasonably affordable the Chief is going to invest in a trailer. Or a cabin. Or an acreage.

Why you might ask? Because some of the best sex we've ever had has occurred while "camping". The most recent of which was a lake trip with my sister and her best friend. I know. Its a little bit tactless and kinda cringe-worthy. But at 2 am when they both sleep like corpses... whose to notice?

I brought some fun outfits along this weekend. In particular a crotchless nurse teddy, with little red crosses to cover the nipples and pretty much consists of all straps. I wore it under sweats and a bunny hug while sitting by the fire before bedtime.

He's always first in bed. Boys usually are. I however took my time and when I was finally ready to.... get into bed I slide the doors slowly shut behind me. I shimmied out of my sweats. I slowly unzipped the hoodie... and his jaw just kinda dropped. Which is obviously the exact reaction that I was going for.

It took him a minute to discover, with absolute sheer glee, that the outfit was crotchless. Completely open access. And after the shock wore off he was scrambling for condoms to put this strappy accessible outfit to good use. And we have never done anything so slowly, with such careful precision. It was incredible.Especially being above him, watching his eyes roam over my body, and the outfit. Feeling his hands trying to still the motions, feeling the slightest shift.

When you can't make a sound and you can't move too much because the whole damn trailer creaks... well it makes for some of the most tantalizingly slow, serious and sensual sex you've ever had.

If you don't have a trailer. Rent one. If you can't rent one... well then try this experiment somewhere with people and super squeaky furniture.

Happy Camping!