Walks in on me sipping out of a Martini glass

"...What are you doing?"
"...what does it look like I'm doing...?"
"Drinking?"
"Oh... ya, well its exactly what it looks like then"
"You know its like... 10 am right? On a Sunday?
"Yep"
"...*confused look* Maybe... we should get you like... some orange juice or something?"
"Mmm... good idea, but lets make it water!"
"Okay let me get you some water"
*takes sip* "Thanks :) Greatest glass of water ever!"
"You're drinking water... out of a martini glass... at 10 am?
"Mhmm... I love martini glasses"