Sunday, November 15, 2009

Shock, Horror and a Little Bit of Glee..



"K, wait. You've NEVER had a blow job...?"

I'm pretty sure if I would have been sitting on a chair I would have fallen off of it. If I would have been standing I would have gone ass over tea kettle to the ground in utter and complete shock and horror, and partial glee.

I mean I'm not sure whether to gawk in horror at the fact that the Chief's version of the Ex didn't even want to TRY. Goodness gracious do you have ANY idea what you're missing?! I mean come on!! Trying is the fun part! If you hate it, then that's cool. At least you tried it and decided that, "Oh hell no! This it not for me and you are SO not ever ever doing that again." Totally acceptable. But never, ever even really tried. Tragedy. Oh so much lost time to make up for. But again, partial glee at the fact that this is TOTALLY my forte, one of my many things on my favourite play time thing to do list. My personal philosophy? Be Trysexual. Try everything and anything sexual at least one. And the good stuff I recommend trying twice, or three times, or like a trillion, if it's THAT good.

Whatever. Her loss. And thank goodness for that! ;)

We all know I love a good first. And I love when firsts can be combined. And man'o'man does it just tickle my fancy when I can combine like three firsts into one monumental moment.

Yes. A first blow job. A first orgasm from a blow job. A first cumming into someone's mouth while you're spasming around the bed trying to keep your body contained from the range of sensation. Mhmm *high fives self*

And to think I was NERVOUS. Totally terrified. While I DO love a good first. I have these brief little moments of panic. Hell, prior to this, it's been.. years. Really. I know. Most horrible, sad thing ever. I agree. But yes, totally out of practice and so not sure how he'll respond and not really interested in being told, "You suck. And not in a good way." But gosh darn I'm quite pleased with the outcomes.

Not to mention there is just something incredible about the intimacy and control that one has in a position such as this. Firstly, you can't get more intimate and trusting than letting ANYONE take something so precious and sensitive and being totally passive and not in control. Kudos boys, it's a brave brave thing you do, and we thank you for it. Secondly, I love being in control, and at this stage there ain't a damn thing you can do sugar, you're pretty man parts are currently sliding between my lips and while I appreciate feedback, don't expect me to quit. Mmk? Good. I can suck and lick and tease and twirl and do it all over again in a different way, faster or slower or just right. I can devour you like you're some delicious candy, example a Fizz candy. I love Fizz candy. You slide the hard candy into your mouth and suck them JUUUUUST right and if you're lucky they fizz and make your mouth all happy and tingle-y. And hopefully you'll respond just the same way. Slide in all hard, let me taste you, and play with you and maybe you'll respond just like my favourite Fizz candy does. Bet you'll never be able to eat a fizz candy again without thinking about blow jobs...

And the Chief? He's just so damn responsive. Watching him react to my touch was a total high five, mental booty-shake moment.

Mmk, well, as I'm revelling in the awesomeness that was this triple-whammy first, I think I'm going to go and nibble on the elusive Fizz candy I found at the local Mom&Pop store and call it a great night.

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