Tasty Tasty Trustex!

My new favorite trick was learned using the Trustex flavored condoms. We bought them in a variety pack that had two of every flavor. The trick? Putting the condom on with your mouth, and only your mouth (Including getting it out of the package!) *teehee* Practice makes perfect, and for once practice was FUN!!

When you tear into that packet your actually excited, the condoms smell good. No, really. I swear! They don't smell like a condom, they smell like candy, or dessert or whipped topping or a combination of the three! Since they are a flavored condom it's obviously important for them to actually taste good, not just smell good. The Strawberry was hands down my favorite, followed closely by Vanilla and Grape (Or Banana.. It's so hard to choose.) I wasn't a big fan of the Cola and I hate Mint (Poor mint. Only used ONE of those flavors). But regardless, your getting a variety of flavors, so the ones you don't like the taste of, just screw them. Literally! (Just because it's flavored doesn't automatically mean you have to lick every last juicy bit off before you can get further into the action!) The downside? The flavor doesn't last all that long, which sucks (But only because you do! ;) ), but at least once you are done devouring your Banana Split it doesn't taste like latex! Bonus! Matter of fact, it doesn't really taste like much of anything once the flavors gone. Just smooth on your tongue.

Another neat thing about them is they are actually colored. They aren't just tinted. When you put these babies over top of something else it changes the color of the item, it changes the personality and attitude of flesh and toys alike! You want something bright and happy? Try banana. Dark and sensual? Try the chocolate. Feeling sad? Try the vanilla, it will bring you out of your blues! I swear! And if nothing else is it entirely entertaining to be able to put new meaning to the phrase "Blue Balls!" excepts it's not the balls that are blue.. but why squabble semantics?

Realistically though they can't just taste good. It's a condom. They need to be durable. A condom's purpose in life is to serve and protect, against sexually transmitted disease, pregnancy, the works. Luckily these gorgeous little additions to your tickle truck can actually stand up to some rough play. They can handle the wear and you don't need to worry about the tear! (Keeping in mind however that nothing is 100% unbreakable. Please PLEASE use a back up from of birth control, don't rely on just the condom!)